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If I don't believe then I am more powerful than your god. Fair challenge? I think so.

2006-07-22 04:34:52 · 17 answers · asked by You really_believe_that_shit? 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

Go clean your room.

2006-07-22 04:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by Valerie 6 · 0 0

Oh, Dear.

Well can you please explain how you will actually get convinced that god answered my prayer ? How you make sure of all the answers in this post?

And second how would you guarantee to me (us?) that you are going to believe?

And third and most important point. No body really cares about what you believe or not believe in, and if you believe you are more powerful then god then, fine?

I suggest you get a normal hobby like other human beings, maybe exercises so you can stay powerful ?

2006-07-22 06:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by ilga6wah 3 · 0 0

You won't be saying that at the Great White Throne of Judgement . Be careful what you say , you will be judged by every idle word you speak . Matthew 12:36-37 . Also Exodus 20:3 , by saying what you said about being more powerful than God you were putting yourself before Him . May He forgive you and convict your heart and open your eyes to Him . God bless you .

2006-07-22 04:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by robinhoodcb 4 · 0 0

I jut called Him. After the requisite 10 rings, he answered. (Yeah, He loves making you wait .. go figure.) Anyway, this was the gist of it:
Me - Hi G., Listen, there's this guy who ..
He - Stop right there! Was he a biologist?
Me - I don't think so. He just wants you to answer my prayer.
He - Shucks. I was hoping I'd get a research guy and tell him I'm thinking of rewriting Genesis. Just kidding! The Democrats couldn't handle the influx anyway. So.. what's the prayer?
Me - How about "make me healthy?"
He - OK, go have some Kashi with bananas. I gotta go now & deal with some physiscists who are getting on my nerves, like that Hawkings guy. What do you have to do to someone to get them to shut up!

So ... I'll keep you updated on my health.

2006-07-22 04:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by JAT 6 · 0 0

i am so gonna pray for you. you are just a lonely, sorry soul, seeking a way out of this horrible world. God answers my prayers, it all depends on how you look at his answers. he doesn't always give you what you want, he gives you what is best for you.i'll pray. He'll listen. He'll listen because he loves me. He loves you to, even though you are obviously not a Believer. but he still loves you. you just have to believe that he listens, and he will. if you have faith the size of a mustard seed you can move mountains

2006-07-22 04:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by alli 2 · 0 0

If you believe you're more powerful than God, then it's really not a challenge at all, is it?

2006-07-22 04:48:53 · answer #6 · answered by Spencer 4 · 0 0

For the love of anyone with any sense!!
God (THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE, HOLY GOD) doesn't answer requests on command, he answers them when and how he wants to I mean, come on. He's God!!! He can do anything He wants and He doesn't need your approval.

2006-07-22 04:56:58 · answer #7 · answered by encore_theater_rox 2 · 0 0

That is the same thing that the comunists do to children to brain wash them in order to make them believe that God does not exist.
Go to Cuba and offer your services to fidel kastro

2006-07-22 04:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go to this website and read all. My God is the Almighty Bob. And I am one of his priests of which I can perform all manner of sacraments on the non believer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

2006-07-22 04:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well ,when i pray 2 god he doesnt listen 2 me

2006-07-22 04:38:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my god is the virgin marijuana i just prayed to her and my prayers were answered man i am high as a kite now thankz oh great holy maryjane

2006-07-22 04:41:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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