2006-07-22 04:31:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
The 17 year old office junior is young enough to be my daughter.
I asked her today how old she thought I was and she said 40
2006-07-22 04:33:41 · update #1
I tried it with the moisty office junior Mr Pepperoni. She muttered something under her breath... something like, "stupid anchor"??
2006-07-22 05:15:20 · update #2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Citygent me 'ol mate. The gangs all here.
You should certainly laugh.
If being 34 and you looked 64, now there would be a reason for a breakdown.
Not everyone can look young like myself.
2006-07-22 09:54:40 · answer #1 · answered by Norman Bates 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
I turned 35 on June 15th. I love getting older!
My friends call me crazy but I wouldn't give anything to be 19 again. Getting older usually means your discovering who you are and what makes you happy.
If you want to feel content with how old you are I suggest the following...
1. Go to a really YOUNG nightclub at last call (when your sober) the relief you will feel for being mature will simply wash over you!!
2. Volunteer a couple of days at a seniors center, you'll feel like your back in high school!
You should laugh, out loud, hysterically. After all your young enough to do it and old enough to get away with it.
2006-07-22 11:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by AssistingSynergy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh for gods sake, I'm 36 in Wednesday. I'll just get rounded up to 40 by everyone under 30. I've got hair growing out my ears now! Where does the time go, It goes quicker and quicker every year. I've started to like beige clothes too. Better go as there are children hanging about outside that I feel compelled to shout at them and phone my local M.P. Happy birthday by the way.
2006-07-22 16:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thirty -four is young! You should be havng the best time! You are older and wiser than the 17 year old baby in the office and yet young enough to kick up your heels and have a good time! Go and do something special today to celebrate YOU!
2006-07-22 11:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by petlover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy B-day!!! Laugh! Go out for a drink w/ friends! Here's a gift for u! A good joke!
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
>>
>> The following day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but
>> I have
>> some bad news. The donkey died."
>>
>> Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me back my money.
>>
>> The farmer said, I'm sorry, I can't do that. I spent it.
>>
>> Kenny said, "OK. Just bring me the dead donkey."
>>
>> The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?"
>>
>> Kenny answered, "I"m going to raffle him off."
>>
>> The farmer said "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
>>
>> Kenny responded "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody
>> he's dead."
>>
>> A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What
>> happened
>> with that dead donkey?"
>>
>> Kenny answered, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at
>> two dollars
>> apiece and made a profit of $998.00."
>>
>> The farmer asked, "Did anyone complain?"
>>
>> Kenny said, "Just the guy who won, so I gave him back his
>> twodollars."
>>
>> Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
>>
2006-07-22 12:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by nichellecomicbookgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why cry!!? You should be celebrating!! 34 you are a young person.. who is obviously upset for the answer of that young person... who obviously doesn't know to calculate ages... you should ask someone older ... or just live your 34 the best!!
Come on!! Let's celebrate!! Happy Birthday!!
2006-07-22 11:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by El mundo es ancho y ajeno 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!!!
You should do a little bit of both...it doesn't matter the order...just allow yourself to roll with your feelings...
Go out with friends...let them know that you want to have a good B-Day...try going to the movies and watching a funny movie...or a comedy club...something that is going to put a smile on yourself...have a all day pamper yourself day with friends...go to your favorite restaurant...have drinks and dinner...if not rent funny movies...order in...have a sleep over with friends...(that is if you are not married)...and whatever you decide to do...you feel like crying...do it...just make sure that you have your friends around to comfort you...believe me...you will stop crying...and will feel much better...
Have a GREEAATT BIRTHDAY!!!
Take care!
2006-07-22 12:06:36 · answer #7 · answered by think 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way is 34 old and for that matter neither is 40 Laugh at the little confused girl and enjoy your day, Happy Birthday!
2006-07-22 12:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by javajunkie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday! Don't cry 34 is a great age to be! You are in your prime and your ready to have some fun! Make life what you want it to be. Have a great year and have fun!
2006-07-22 11:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by stacey c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
34 huh. Sign up for AARP, get your daily supply of laxatives, find a good walker or a cane, buy a shawl to keep you warm and accept the fact that you're insecure about getting old.
2006-07-22 11:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋