can any one cheer me up?

Question

i had a bad night that is leading into a bad day!

Answer 1

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

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A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'

So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the
party run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!'

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Hope your day gets better! :o)

Answer 2

Temporarily make it worse by eating 5-minute oatmeal for breakfast (unless you really like oatmeal) and whatever breakfast protein you have (ham, turkey patty, soy burger, etc). If you have to fry the protein, do it in olive oil. Drink 8-16 oz of water with this.

This breakfast will put you on a firm nutritional basis which may help make your day not as bad as you expect.

Regarding your bad night, if it was a bad sleep (maybe due to the heat?) then check Yahoo!Answers (search for questions) regarding sleeplessness and heat. You may get answers that will help you prevent another bad night.

Answer 3

Find something you enjoy doing, put on some cheerful music, and lose focus on the negative but focus on the positive. Hook up with friends and enjoy the rest of your day. Good luck!

Answer 4

Take a long cool shower, pamper yourself. You are worth it. Then go out and have lunch at your favorite Mexican restaurant, with or without a partner. Take yourself shopping and live like you are a Princess. The Bug will come crawling back.

Answer 5

I think you should think of happy thoughts. What's your favorite thing to do? and where would you like to be? that's what I ussually think about when I'm sad or mad or anything, I just think happy thoughts until I don't feel so bad, and besides there's someone out in the world who is in worst condition then you right now, think about them!

Answer 6

Go volunteer at the local soup kitchen or old age home.It won't cheer you up but maybe you'll get a better perspective.

Answer 7

I am sorry to hear you are feeling bad.....know that there are good people who want you to be happy. Surround yourself with good friends that care about you. I call a friend, I pray.....Go for a walk with a friend......You
will feel better.

Answer 8

Make it your own special day. Do what you like:) Enjoy!!

Answer 9

I SING TO MAKE MYSELF HAPPY.
Then I go shopping. and get a new animal

Answer 10

i think u shud think of nice things....