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2006-07-22 03:58:05 · 33 answers · asked by Good Gushy 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

33 answers

Why would it be?

If you're sincerely trying to learn from it, read it whenever you can!

It's not like God doesn't know what you look like when your on the toilet.

2006-07-22 04:01:00 · answer #1 · answered by kojak0527 4 · 2 0

I'm a prophet and I predict you will be getting pins and needles from sitting on the toilet seat too long and cutting off your circulation, this may give you blood clots and varicose veins if you do it too much, you may have to have your legs removed in later life....just because you insisted on reading the Bible sitting on the loo.

Anyway at very least you'll come out of the toilet with a big circular indentation round your bum from the seat ...don't believe me?... take a look next time!

2006-07-22 04:36:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It is wrong if your not using gloves ... idiot! ... lol (just kidding)

Toilets are funny places ...

1) The light is always good
2) Quiet private space
3) I am sure we can forgive you if you use the title page, but don't make it a habit ok
4) Reading if fundamamental
5) Put a dictionary in there too

Now if you are reading out loud I am kicking down the door ... lol

I would also make that the toilet bible, don't take chances.

Have you ever seen "The Name of the Rose" (See link)

2006-07-22 04:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by KnowSean 3 · 0 0

Read it anywhere - the important thing is to read it.
I was in a Bible study a few years ago and when we talked about where we read the Bible, one really neat man said in the toilet. His wife was embarrased but he wasn't.
It's ok - you know that taking time to read it pleases God, and that is far more important.

God Bless

2006-07-22 04:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There have been nights that I have fallen asleep saying my prayers,feeling guilty that I was too tired to kneel beside my bed.
I am not really SURE about the guidelines on reading the Bible, praying,being in church every time the doors open...........But I do know that God is a Loving,forgiving God. AS Long as we study his word and communicate through prayer....I believe it's OK with Him.

2006-07-22 05:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 0

Of course not. At least you're reading. Seems as though it's rapidly becoming a lost art.

(Reading...not sitting on the toilet)

2006-07-22 04:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 0 0

Ha ha....I think reading the Bible at all for the right reasons is a good thing no matter where you read it. Just don't drop it in :-)

2006-07-22 04:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by Average Joe 1 · 0 0

No. And actually it's very handy because the pages can be used effectively as toilet paper.

2006-07-22 04:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by idspudnik 4 · 0 0

I consider any time spent in the bathroom not reading to be wasted time. ;) And what could be better to read than the Bible?

2006-07-22 04:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Bible can be read anywhere, at any time.

2006-07-22 04:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 0 0

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