2006-07-22 03:30:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you stay with her, consider stocking up on Trojan's "Warming Sensations". After all, if your girlfriend is undead, her body temperature should be abnormally low.
2006-07-22 03:36:32 · answer #1 · answered by Sebring Sage 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get or Make a Wooden Cross, Get lots of Garlic to Put everywhere. Have some Holy Water Handy, And get a Gun with Silver Bullits just in case. Don't go out with her at night, because she will just Bite you on the neck, turn into a bat and fly away. If she goes out with you during the day she needs to be completly covered. On second thought, JUST RUN!
2006-07-22 03:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by tm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have proof? You'd better check whether she has a reflection in the mirror. For more hints, watch The Lost Boys or Interview with a Vampire.
2006-07-22 03:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by Patrice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the doctor immediatly, you might get totally crazy soon. Unless you are dating a bat, there is no way your girlfriend could be a vampire.
2006-07-22 03:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by gridder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
String garlic around you neck, get some Holy water, and also a large stake. Start doin it to her and then break out the garlic and holy water and while she is stunned by that, then drive a stake into her heart. Afterwards, you could do it to the corpse.
2006-07-22 03:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by Good Gushy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn more about vampires, then enjoy the relationship.
2006-07-22 03:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take her out in the daylight.
Or: stake her. Cut off her head. Fill her mouth full of garlic.
2006-07-22 03:34:33 · answer #7 · answered by mingjoslyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear garlic, and don't invite her into your house. Or let her bite you and join her in the world of the undead.
2006-07-22 03:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by B R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask her to bite you. that way, you yourself can turn into the monster that she is. wouldn't it be more fun?? imagine the adventure you both will have trying to find more victims. enjoy!!!
2006-07-22 03:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! Good News...
Ask her to bite U...
So U can immortality...
2006-07-22 03:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by Handsome 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋