2006-07-22 03:15:46 · 13 answers · asked by my brain hurts 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
keep him away from your lucky charms
2006-07-22 03:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary was getting on in years and everything, her old cottage, the furniture and indeed herself were all falling apart. The thatch on the roof was rotten and falling in, the furniture had woodworm and was in bits, and there was no money left to do anything about her problems. Her old tomcat, which had the mange, was sitting in front of the fire when the flames began to go out. Mary dragged herself up from the broken chair on which she was sitting and went out to the back yard to get some firewood. As she rounded the corner, lo and behold, there he sat, on the woodpile, as bold as brass, with his back to her, a Leprechaun. She silently sneaked up and grabbed him. ‘I’ve caught you, I’ve caught you. I want me three wishes’ cried Mary. ‘You can have them’ said the fairy ‘before you strangle me to death, what’s your first one’. ‘I want to live in comfort for the rest of me life’ said Mary. ‘Done’ said he and in the twinkling of an eye, the old house was transformed into a beautiful new bungalow with a fine slate roof, new furniture and carpets, with all modern conveniences provided. Inside, a large oak table appeared which was completely covered with gold sovereigns. ‘What’s next he asked. ‘I want to be young and beautiful again’ said Mary. ‘Done’ he said and again in the twinkling of an eye, she was transformed into a beauty of 18 with hair and skin as fine as they had been when she was in her prime. She wore beautiful clothes and fine jewels. ‘Come on, come on’ said the fairy, ‘I haven’t all day. What’s your last wish’. Mary paused a while then said ‘I want a fine young man’. ‘Granted’ the fairy said and as he clicked his little fingers, the old cat turned into a very handsome young man of 19 with lovely long blonde hair and strong rippling muscles. The fairy disappeared and Mary said to her new man ‘Come over here and give me a big kiss and cuddle’. This he did with all the passion of a Casanova. ‘Whisper something nice in me ear’ panted Mary. He leaned over and whispered to her ‘I bet you will be sorry now that you took me to the vets’.
2006-07-22 10:41:08 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take him to the grocery store and gently slip him into a bag of Keebler cookies when no one is looking.
2006-07-22 10:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by PariahMaterial 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you catch a leprechaun he's supposed to give you his pot o' gold. Ask him for it!
2006-07-22 10:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Locate your local AA chapter immediately.
2006-07-22 10:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by honey85bees 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep him in there till he grants you some wishes!
-Duo
Oh, that's right, they're the ones who give you gold not wishes, nm then hahaha
2006-07-22 10:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by Duo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep him never know when you may need a little green man
2006-07-22 10:17:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steal his lucky charms!
2006-07-22 10:18:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess your brain does hurt thinking of such foolishness!
2006-07-22 10:23:22 · answer #9 · answered by toodles_to_ya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call katie & tell her you've found tom, she must be worried.
2006-07-22 10:20:04 · answer #10 · answered by zippy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋