An enterpising couple who lived near the New Forest, collected up all the wild horse droppings to sell round the town.
Manure, he shouted , get your manure here.
A lady called to the man's wife
Can't you get him to say fertilizer?
The wife said, Leave off, lady, it took me five years to get him to say manure.
2006-07-22 03:00:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That joke is so-o-o-o-o old.
2006-07-22 03:03:38 · answer #1 · answered by theophilus 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That's like the lady who went to the farm and garden store for a bag of fertilizer. The girl at the counter didn't know very much about the different brands, so she asked the fellow that had to unload them off the truck, "What's the difference between these different brands of fertilizer...?" "There is no difference," he told her. "They're all just the same old bullsh*t!"
2006-07-22 10:16:35 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's like that old joke about a man had wheelbarrow full of manure and was going through a posh area of Staffordshire, when a lady saw him from her bedroom and shout, "good man, what are going to do with that manure?
The man replied,"I'm going to put it on my rhubarb", why do you want to know ?
Oh she replied "I'm lucky, I get custard on mine"!
2006-07-22 12:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by Savant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-07-22 10:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by rastus7742 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man ure soooo funny !!
2006-07-22 11:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I tuned out, can you repeat the question...?
2006-07-22 16:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by trueair01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
s
2006-07-22 10:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by vasan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blaaaa
2006-07-22 10:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by cheeseisgoodstuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know, i still don't get it!
2006-07-22 13:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by Kheme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋