Does anyone have a good recipe?
2006-07-22 02:38:43 · 11 answers · asked by ed 7 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Just happen to have a recipe for that.
MISSIONARY STEW
From the Kitchens Of Idi Amin and Patrice Lamumba
85 Gallons of Water
2 Baskets of Wild Carrots
1 Baskets of Wild Parsnips
1 Sheaf of Elephant Grass
1 Bushel of Maize
200 Rhinoceros Beetle Larve (Grubs)
2 Warrior Shields of Tremites (Rounded)
4 Helmets of Red Ants (Optional)
16 Scorpions (To Taste)
2 Handfuls of Trade Salt
24 Crocodile Eggs (Beaten)
12 Rhesus Monkey Tails
36 Baboon Jowls
1 Medium to Large Missionary (140-200 Lbs), Depending on Availability
(Half Portions of Ingredients for Smaller Entree (Below 140 Lbs.)
Place All Ingredients in Large Communal Cooking Pot and Bring to Boil Over Dried Gnu Dung Fire.
After Screaming Stops and Entree Sinks Below the Surface of The Water, Remove Half of The Gnu Dung And Continue Cooking (Stirring Slowing) Until Entree Again Surfaces.
Serves Village of 200
Best When Served Hot
2006-07-23 17:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Roast him on 325 for about 3 hours. Garnish with pineapple.
2006-07-22 09:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by Phrosty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get em while he's young..
Train him the way you want..
If the recipe ain't right after acouple tries, kick em to the curb.
2006-07-22 09:43:37 · answer #3 · answered by Dee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a Twilight Zone on that--"Don't get on that spaceship, sir...the book To Serve Man--Its a Cook Book!!"
2006-07-22 09:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, if you don't give therego2 10 points for her answer, you're crazy! It was both funny and sexy at the same time!
2006-07-22 09:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by TC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find him a good woman?
2006-07-22 10:22:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've only ever prepared it one way.
Lick and suck until it bastes itself.
2006-07-22 09:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by therego2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough to fit in the microwave, I can tell you that!
2006-07-22 09:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by _Kraygh_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the canibal tribes,i m sure they have some good recipes.roasted i guess with lots of dip?????
2006-07-22 09:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by princess.of.spice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think cannibals were around anymore.
2006-07-22 09:49:01 · answer #10 · answered by KingCucamonga 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋