A man and his wife are awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a knock on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a stranger is asking for a push.
"Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He closes the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just a stranger asking for a push" he answers.
"Did you help him? she asks.
"No I didn't -- it's three in the morning"
"Well you've got a short memory" says his wife, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on holiday and those two guys helped us?. I think you should help him."
The man does as he is told and returns to the front door and calls out into the dark "Hello -- are you still there?"
"Yes", comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband
"Over here on the swing" the man replies.
2006-07-22 01:53:52 · 9 answers · asked by Carrie C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah thats the reason I took the swing down
2006-07-22 02:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by norwood 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have made Ladies walk the gang for less than that. Argghhhh.
2006-07-22 08:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by steelhwyman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-07-22 09:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then he lets them in for sex with his wife, its a old porno story.
2006-07-22 09:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! good one, I wasn't expecting that!
2006-07-22 08:55:53 · answer #5 · answered by eusadnil 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
untill now i can't even get any joke the u posted
oh i get it
2006-07-22 08:59:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice suspense...
2006-07-22 08:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by emadorum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funnier than the other one.........
2006-07-22 09:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by vini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one! Thanks for the laugh =)
2006-07-22 09:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋