A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for £50," the clerk says. "£50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a frog.” "Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs." The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of oral sex, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special value. The husband is skeptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing she won't be bothered by her husband that night. She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks. "What are you two doing down here?" she asks. Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here!"
2006-07-22 01:40:13 · 7 answers · asked by flange2034 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good..good..**shocked** the things nuns say these days tsk tsk
2006-07-22 01:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one!!
And a frog joke for you.
Computer Programmer and The Frog
A computer programmer happens across a frog as he was walking down a road.
The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!".
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex....but a talking frog is pretty cool."
2006-07-22 12:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day the beautiful princess was walking in the garden when she happened upon a frog. the frog spoke and said,"pick me up!"
When she picked the frog up, the frog said, " If you kiss me I will turn into a handsome prince, and we can live happily ever after."
The princess threw the frog into her pocket and began at a fast pace for home. the frog yelled out, "hey what about the kiss?"
she replied, " I aint kissin you, you freak, do you realize how much money I can get for a talking frog"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-22 02:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by theodore r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. lol. that's a nice one.
2006-07-22 01:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by san_pellegrino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one's nice
2006-07-22 01:46:49 · answer #5 · answered by MAC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
2006-07-22 01:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by norwood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thanks!
2006-07-22 20:11:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋