for example....
Does it come with an air pump?
Are you cold?
I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it...
This explains your car...
Let's see what you come up with!!! waiting your answers :)
2006-07-22 00:46:11 · 16 answers · asked by daikuster 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funniest answer gets 20 points.... (i'll post another question afrterwords and give you the other 10)
2006-07-22 00:50:14 · update #1
I'd like to super-size that.
2006-07-22 00:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by workingclasshero 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
2006-07-22 07:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Em 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was gonna answer this but after I read workingclass answer I laughed so hard I forgot what I was gonna say!
2006-07-22 08:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by Carrie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the thing u should not say to a naked guy is"dont get outa control n *** me in the garden coz love maybe blind but my neighbours are not".
2006-07-22 08:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by FAISAL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you just get out of the pool, or is that a scared turtle?
2006-07-22 08:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you wrap it around your neck can you be a gas pump
2006-07-22 07:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by worldstiti 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you lost little boy? m
2006-07-22 09:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mache 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can take off your underwear now.
2006-07-22 09:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by eusadnil 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*spoken seriously, in a sigmund freud voice*... "I can clearly see you're nuts from here."
2006-07-22 08:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by *Brooke*Loves*Stars* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHEM!!! ladies....time-out!! don't make fun of a naked guy....
2006-07-22 08:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋