2006-07-21 23:35:41 · 8 answers · asked by icyouoverthere 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pull the plug.
this is also known as the "Should You Be Institutionalized?" test:
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
So, how did *YOU* do?
2006-07-22 00:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by Em 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
.. pull the plug.
Than I take some vanilla ice cream —
filling the dish with it, taking the spoon, sitting on the
big red sofa and enjoy the ice cream while the water
bubbles down the drain ...
... cooling my feet in that bucket full of ice cold water ....
2006-07-22 06:56:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull the Plug
2006-07-22 06:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by james d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave the drain hole open and jump into the bathtub
2006-07-22 06:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by Puzzled 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open the drain.
2006-07-22 06:39:00 · answer #5 · answered by Leslie S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unplug the drain??
2006-07-22 06:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull the plug. You told me what I had, you didn't say I had to *use* them.
2006-07-22 06:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by all things mystical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll call my big pet elephant and let it suck all the water out! lol
2006-07-22 07:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by emadorum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋