2006-07-21 23:22:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It depends on who you ask. Atheists will say he dared to be born divine. Baptists will say that he was naughty because he turned water into wine and actually drank wine, which, of course, no self-respecting Baptist would do. Catholics would say that because he washed his disciples' feet before he was arrested, it must prove he had a foot fetish. The Church of Satan would point out that he never had sex, which is anathema to them. And Jews would say that he should never have gone into the Temple because, darn it, he just wasn't Jewish enough. As for me, I think his little stunt of dying on the cross for my sins was just about too much for me to bear-and I received the gift of eternal life through Him just to prove how naughty I am, too.
2006-07-21 23:34:48 · answer #1 · answered by Modest intellect 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Married Mary Magdaline
2006-07-22 06:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Married? Christianity? Jesus? Dying?
What is the Imacculate Conception supposed to mean?
(NOT A VIRGIN BIRTH! - Google Imacculate Conception. What else do you falsely believe? )
Jesus, the basis of Christianity? .
If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.
Gods do not die? Do they?
If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?
Did Jesus give up Saturday for us? Big deal!
If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.
If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
If the flesh of Jesus died, what was seen walking and talking on Sunday?
If you swallow this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't. You want them to swallow it too.
Christians want everyone to convert to their non-thinking in order to be 'saved'.
Believing and not thinking is like choosing a mental illness and becoming truly lost.
2006-07-22 06:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-07-22 06:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you go with the writings of the gospel Jesus questioned the actions of the church and the Roman leaders. Today he would be on Bush's list of terrorist leaders b/c of those two things.
2006-07-22 06:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by rugbyhooker03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus at the age of twelve, without telling his parents, he stayed in the temple talking to the priests..while his parents left for thier home.. it took three days for his parents to find him in the temple.
bet he had a red *** for that one
2006-07-22 06:30:16 · answer #6 · answered by john 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We couldn't possibly know, since the new testament was thoroughly re-written and edited during the first centuries AD to make it more acceptable.
2006-07-22 06:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by Gungnir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was never naughty. The Bible said He was tempted, but He never sinned.
2006-07-22 21:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by karaokecatlady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lied about cutting down the cherry tree?
2006-07-22 06:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by preacherwife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was never naughty
2006-07-22 06:27:03 · answer #10 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋