2006-07-21 22:36:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What the f*ck is the pig going to use when we take his heart for our own. :)
2006-07-21 22:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the crab was frightened by a HUGE gull swooping down onto the beach to gobble it the hell up when suddenly...... dun dun daaaaaa, the gull had a massive anurism and fell directly to the ground...with a THUD. subsequently being a nervous type of ..thing, the crab's heart stopped beating.............. a 'pulsating crab heart' is just what the ...crab doctor (not from the S>T>D clinic)ordered!!! XX
2006-07-21 22:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by The Banshee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is what the crabs heart did when the best looking female crab in the sea smiled at him!
2006-07-21 23:27:13 · answer #3 · answered by katy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the main ingrediant of pulsating crab heart stew?
2006-07-21 23:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by b0b1919 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does the fourth nurse take care of in a decapod crustacean surgical unit during reconstructive claw surgery?
2006-07-22 11:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happens when I prod these electrodes into that recently mashed crab?
2006-07-22 01:53:33 · answer #6 · answered by Neil - the hypocrite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does the chef of live crabs hear everyday?
2006-07-22 03:02:19 · answer #7 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋