Do Jesus and God ever argue and get in fist fights?

Answer 1

yeah all the time the rain is their sweat and blood the thunder is the sound of them punching each other and lighting is when they are fighting so hard that there enegry can't be contained and starts exploding out from them.

Answer 2

Ding Ding Round 1

Jesus throw the first roundhouse at God.
" Creation of the earth and heaven as spririt of god hovering over the world/ space "

Round 2
" Draw "
Adam and Eve ate the apple.

Round 3"
God give a good uppercut.
The Flood

Round 4"
Draw
Lot wife became pillar of salt

Round 5
" Draw"
Abrahma got another wife othe than sarah

Round 1258963
" God knock Jesus down with a triple uppercut"
Jesus born a baby


we can go on and on ........
In the end is a draw.

Satan cast into the lake of fire, Jesus judging people.
God wiping tears from our eyes.
And holy spirit inside all of us.

But if Jesus and God did really got into fight will be this.

God : " Why did you make leafbeng so chatter "
Jesus: " Is a gift, dad "
G: " Could you make him quieter, he spilling the beans on us "
J: " Sshhh..... what about you, making Paris Hilton the babe, now where she is, making a home video without my approval"
G: " Oh, that was rude "
J: " Fine, sue me...."
G: " Must send you down again .... ur momma will be call Paris Hilton "
J : " Oh no, you don't . Who then my daddy ??? "
G " still me !!! "
J : " How that possible, who are you sending this time to tell her ??? Michael ? Raphel ? Come on, she will abort me, as soon as i went in "
G : " I am your father, Amen "
J : " I am so telling leafbeng about this, insane thing "
God and Jesus lock in a head butt.............

Blur screen .... too violent.

Jesus was blooded from wrist. The old wound hurt.
God was heaving and sweating.


p.s Sorry, God/ Jesus. I don't means to tell the world about this.

Answer 3

Nope...

This is a Trinity question...

Here is a brief synopsis of the Trinity:

There is only ONE God. He manifests himself in three personas/persons/manifestations for the purposes of the redemption of, and relationship with, human beings.

Contrary to what some people say, there is nothing irrational or illogical about this concept (of the Trinity).

For an explanation (and defense) of the doctrine of the Trinity, see http://www.godsci.org/gs/sect/doc/trinity.html

Cordially,
John

Answer 4

Don't make such insulting slurs to Christians or the Biblical God will come down to earth with a razor, shave your head, hair of your feet and beard... You don't know the powers of the Barber, I mean Biblical God.

ISAIAH 7:20:
In the same day shall the Lord shave with a razor that is hired, [namely], by them beyond the river, by the king of Assyria, the head, and the hair of the feet: and it shall also consume the beard.

Answer 5

no, cuz Jesus is like us (well, not exactly...i mean he's human)....there is only One God and evry living thing worships Him and can't do anything to Him

P.S. christians don't believe in their own religion (i can see it from millions of questions) and yet they don't think of looking for the right religion

Answer 6

Jesus peace be upon him is not God. He is messenger of God.

Answer 7

you bet they fight every chance they get how do you think you get thunder and lightning hahahaha

Even though I am am catholic I still like to laugh at things even tho I know I was joking but in all sence no they do not fight at all cause they are of one body of christ
(spiritial)

Answer 8

lol
Gods to perfect to argue
anyway the trinity is like
1 person but in 3 different modes
i like your ouestion though lol

Answer 9

Since they are one and the same...that would be some Fight Club kinda action.

Answer 10

Yes and gunfights too.
You don't see that pigeon (the holy spirit) because god shot it and fed it to his cat.