wat Bilble means
Basic
Instuctions
Before
Leaving
Earth
isnt that awesome
2006-07-21 21:15:59 · 28 answers · asked by so_totally_awesome13 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i heard it from my pastor alot
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2006-07-21 21:22:44 · update #1
Britney Spear's
Incredible
Breasts
Look
Exceptional
Yeah!!! That means there really is a God. Yeah!!!
2006-07-21 21:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's wrong on so many levels:
Few "Christians" spend time studying and reading the Bible.
Few "Christians" will ever leave the earth. (Psalm 37:9-11; Proverbs 2:21, 22)
The Bible isn't "basic". It contains very deep information that very few people ever get the sense of (1 Corinthians 2:10; Ephesians 3:18; Hebrews 5:14)
2006-07-22 04:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by johnusmaximus1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's also really old. I seem to remember hearing that in Sunday school when I was a kid, and I'm 59 now.
Yes, it's clever. But don't ask what other clever lines a person could put on the same letters. You wouldn't like the results.
2006-07-22 04:20:51 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely Cool!!
2006-07-22 04:20:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I like that and it kinda tells the truth about what the Bible is used for. Very creative. Good on ya!
God Bless.
2006-07-22 04:19:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lucky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not the first one to come up with that and it is scary that people would believe that too.The Bible is the biggest book of mean and cruel lies ever written.It is also extremely boring to read.
2006-07-22 04:18:19 · answer #6 · answered by EasterBunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever.
2006-07-22 04:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by GlitzNGlam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Basic instructions like "stone your disobedient children to death" and "be just with your slaves?"
The instructions are a little outdated.
2006-07-22 04:23:42 · answer #8 · answered by tree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe
In
Bible
Lose
Everything
2006-07-22 04:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
golly gee can wally and the beaver come over for cookies after school. thad sure be swell. and mrs clever have you and ward been haveing enough sex lately? wards been lookin a little antsy lately.
2006-07-22 04:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋