Just to cover all my bases, I mean, I really want to go to hell. What's the best way to do it? I already tried prostitutes, but Jesus married one so that's out. Are scriptures 1 or 2-ply?
2006-07-21 20:33:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No worries. You're already on your way! Happy travels!
2006-07-21 20:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are just pages in a book. There's better stuff than that for the purpose.
Your anger is typical of resentment. Troubled childhood?
No one really cares. If you are just going to be rude, suck it up. You can be brave, can't you?
It's easy to be rude, but you have to know something before you can even do that right.
No one goes to hell for being rude.
So either get badder, or get smarter. Just don't sit there and be rude and ignorant at the same time. That's the kind of thing rednecks do, don't they?
So take a chill pill Will.
2006-07-21 20:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say its 2-ply. to answer your question, if you care and belived on what those 2-ply pages says and preches, then you're on the right path of goin to hell (that is if you beleived in hell)...but if you dont, then i guess you're fine.
2006-07-21 20:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not necessarily to hell, but you would still have a dirty bum and it would itch, the paper is not only thin but it is hard and has no absorbency, also the ink tends to smudge a bit, and the chemicals are not kind to sensitive skin. (voice of experience)
2006-07-21 20:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you will, maybe you won't (as I am not the God who owns the hell). Because people change, and there is always a possibility that you'll change later in your life.
2006-07-21 20:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could marry Gilbert GODfrey and have some really screwed up kids.And they could drive you back to sanity,to sanity,to sanity,to sanity...you want to go to hell,you want to go to hell....you want to go to hell...WELL guess what you can't go to hell we are not going to let you do that to a perfectly good soul,who is just needing a little of God's Grace!!!Jesus loves me,Jesus loves me,Jesus loves me...................
2006-07-21 20:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save your money. You're hell-bound , already.
2006-07-21 20:36:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are already on your way man so just chill.
2006-07-21 20:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus wasnt married and i think ur on ur way to hell...
2006-07-21 20:35:59 · answer #9 · answered by CourTn3y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, hell doesn't exist!
2006-07-21 20:47:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋