2006-07-21 20:20:28 · 22 answers · asked by Velveeta 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We explode and kill a new messiah with acid jew blood.
PS, to the guy who said we (I'm jewish) are retaught the ways of the jews... uh, that's untrue. I've never been kosher. I love me ribs. Andddd, I've never been scolded or yelled at or told to change at all. Being Kosher was a way to survive when people didn't properly heat their meat. Now it's tradition,not mandate.
2006-07-21 20:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by AprilRocksIt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same thing that happened to those Natzis in the Indiana Jones movie when they opened the Ark of the Covenant.
2006-07-21 20:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they might gain some weight or have a stern talking to from theyre parents. but u could go choas therory and say the world will end. but really the worst would probably be food poisioning.
then again who knows.
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2006-07-21 20:26:15 · answer #3 · answered by so_totally_awesome13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first they foam at the mouth, it's there stomach acids tring to escape.. then after about two hours of there nose bleeding the pork will finaly be shot out there ***. and also there god will come down with great anger towards them
2006-07-21 20:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know since I'm not Jewish but i do know that when his/her community finds out he will be severely punished and be retaught all the rules as a Jew
2006-07-21 20:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by Alex R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They will turn into a barbecue pork sandwich.
2006-07-21 20:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"a jew" (poor choice of wording by the way) chooses to be kosher or not to be. If she/he is not kosher it doesn't matter. If she/he is kosher than perhaps a prayer or a talk with a rabbi etc. will resolve the issue.
2006-07-21 20:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by deedee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first off they will say mmmmmmmmmm uhmmmmmmmmmmm
that was sooooooooo good lol
secondly they would need a napkin cause of all the dripping of BBQ sauce then most likely a beer.....
as far as what will happen to them i would guess what feel content....
2006-07-21 20:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by marius c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heartburn?
2006-07-21 20:23:58 · answer #9 · answered by mytreacheryiseternal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it contains more calories than they expend, they will gain weight.
They may not get resurrected when the Messiah comes back, if their theology is correct.
2006-07-21 20:25:00 · answer #10 · answered by dws2711 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋