Small story with a moral?

Question

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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,
quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
towel that you have on."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars
and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman
wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower,
"Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a
position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Answer 1

Thanks for the laugh! I needed it.

Answer 2

Ok, you chose Bob, Bob it will be.

Jack and Sandy are headed to Bob and Lori's for a night of cards. They play cards for a few hours, and Bob drops a card before it's his deal. He leans over to pick up the card, and glances under the table to see that Sandy doesn't have any underwear on. He's so flustered, he bumps his head on the table as he sits up straight.

Later, after Sandy goes to the kitchen to get snacks, Bob goes to the bathroom, and has to walk through the kitchen to get there. Sandy says, "Did you see anything you liked under the table?"

Bob says, "Well, yeah, I did."

Sandy says, "Well, you know, you could have a shot at it if you want..."

Bob says, "Really?"

Sandy says, "Yep, for $100, you can do anything you'd like to do."

Bob says, "$100? But, when?"

Sandy says, "Jack has to work late on friday night. Just come over after you get off work, and we can have four or five hours together."

Jack gets home on Friday, five hours late, and asks Sandy, "Did Bob come by?"

Worried, Sandy says, "Yep, he stopped by for a little bit..."

Jack asks, "Did he give you $100?"

Busted! She thinks. She says, "Yes, he gave me $100."

Jack says, "Good, He borrowed $100 from me at work today, and said he'd go pay his bill and drop off the money here when he'd gotten to the bank. It's good to have friends you can trust, isn't it?"

Answer 3

Hmmm

Answer 4

BOB IS A FOOL TO REQUEST ONLY A VIEW FOR 800 $. HE GOULD HAVE GOT MUCH MORE FOR THAT AMOUNT.

Answer 5

The moral does not exactly match the story.

Answer 6

Great joke man

Answer 7

LOL...right.... I don't like the moral..it is too confusing.... but if u use simpler words, it would be great. Good story though.

Answer 8

hahahah..... I like the way bob thinks :)

Answer 9

give me 800.00 or a question never mind its funny

Answer 10

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