A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother:
Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating...
You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom:
Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom:
Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her
little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
2006-07-21 20:06:46 · 32 answers · asked by ~p♥kes~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, check this one:
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting
on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None.", replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are
thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women
eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her
cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger.
But I like the way you're thinking!"
2006-07-21 23:06:14 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This reminds me of the black cashier I saw at Wal*Mart. Her name badge said LATRINA.
Named after a latrine I guess. I wonder what her mother was obsessed about?
2006-07-21 20:11:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea kinda funny
2006-07-21 21:29:34 · answer #3 · answered by Rida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but, still pretty funny lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-21 20:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhhahahahha, this is hilarious. i haven't laughed this much for such a long time. thanx for it.
2006-07-21 20:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by Rupai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame as hell. Wasted my time reading it.
2006-07-21 21:58:58 · answer #6 · answered by Christopher D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....its really funny...my tummys hurting
2006-07-21 20:10:40 · answer #7 · answered by Someday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but good!
2006-07-21 21:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by Carrie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-21 20:09:20 · answer #9 · answered by deedee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah the last part lol
2006-07-21 20:10:24 · answer #10 · answered by $2Stout$ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋