Don't do bad stuff. --- The End
What do you think????
2006-07-21 20:02:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
thank you Daniel S-----here's my New Testament ----Do good stuff --- The End
2006-07-21 20:05:42 · update #1
You forgot, "Do the good stuff."
Actually, I think a 4-word summary is possible.
"Love God. Love others."
2006-07-21 20:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Daniel S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about the not eating shell fish and women on their periods sleeping in the barn and stuff?
2006-07-22 03:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by George B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....wish it where that simple....King James rewrote his to control a kingdom now it controls my family and most of the US. Imagine that.
Yours is just to the point..needs to be more complex....like "Jesus loves you", "You will burn in Hell for eternity."
2006-07-22 03:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by shawn s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! That's what my mom used to say to me, and that was twenty years ago! I think I'll gonna sue you for plagiarism
2006-07-22 03:11:12 · answer #4 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-07-22 03:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little too long but a huge improvement.
2006-07-22 03:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by pieter U3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rabbi Hillel was more poetic:
"That which is hateful to you, do not do to your neighbor. That is Torah, all the rest is commentary. Now go and learn."
2006-07-22 03:27:33 · answer #7 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, that's a lot better than the current Bible.
2006-07-22 03:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by holidayspice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's missing the you gotta have faith part.
We all do bad stuff so that's out.
2006-07-22 03:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad from who's point of view?
Good from who's point of view?
2006-07-22 03:06:18 · answer #10 · answered by markl_farkl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋