There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next night, the kids showed up and they saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!"
that must really suck lol ♥
2006-07-21 19:54:36 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sucks to be the farmer! Pretty clever though! The kids that is. ;)
2006-07-21 19:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by wisegal 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
i would go into the watermelon patch and start opening up watermelons and checking for cyanide. what is that anyways?
2006-07-22 02:58:13 · answer #2 · answered by DBSG/SS501_fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, jesuopdah! (That sucks). It's very ironic, but it's still...I mean, think of the poor farmer and those rotten kids.
2006-07-22 02:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by AxisofOddity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a little messed up there um yeah i'd laugh if it was true though
2006-07-22 02:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by froggy_dimebag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its kinda funny but ya got any better??? :)
2006-07-22 02:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by green123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before, but it still gets kinda funny.
2006-07-22 04:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, pretty good. I didn't blow milk out of my nose, but it was good.
2006-07-22 02:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that does suck
2006-07-22 02:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by ♥*♦♫ Candi♥*♦♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how come they didn't eat the rest
2006-07-22 03:20:56 · answer #9 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1.... he he..
2006-07-22 03:00:09 · answer #10 · answered by Hector 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋