Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned
in Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy
lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon
bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his
walkie - talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They
sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were
saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his
mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the
teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
2006-07-21 19:08:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute
2006-07-21 19:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by cabbiegrl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny yet cute
2006-07-21 19:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by Tarabeara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, i guess that should be the only plausible explanation for such a cock and bull story. but why the hell all those grown ups can't understand this simple fact when a child can do it.
2006-07-21 20:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by Rupai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok so wheres the joke?? this is just a dry sentence..even a hyena wouldnt laugh at it.
2006-07-21 19:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, some of these folks seem a bit "dry" themselves. ;) I thought the joke was funny but , then again, I grew up Baptist. So....take that however you want. :)
2006-07-21 19:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Starry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but 2 long
2006-07-21 19:11:30 · answer #6 · answered by mauripaladi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-07-21 19:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by kristina N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was an awesome joke lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-21 21:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute joke lol
2006-07-21 19:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he, a child shall lead them, cute.
2006-07-21 19:11:55 · answer #10 · answered by thoughtsofastranger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋