Where Would Jesus Defecate?
I think he would do it in a church right in front of everyone. Most likely on the cross itself
2006-07-21 19:05:40 · 23 answers · asked by John D 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
the savior told me that that's why he prefers a tarp at the base of the cross. it sorta runs down his leg. it's a mess. i don't know what they ate at the last supper but he says it went " right through him. "
2006-07-21 19:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
First of all, Jesus Would Not Do what you are doing right now. It is okay to be funny. It is okay to joke, but it is not okay to play with God. I bet you are bound and I bet you don't even go to church that much because if you did, that type of language would not come out of your mouth. Yeah ha. ha.. ha.. it's really funny, but who is going to have the last laugh when you are burning. .Ha.. Haaa...Haaa. Maybe you can ask God that when he opens up the Book of Life. Ask him did you poop? That is so ridiculous. I hate to see the torment of your soul. I am sorry, I am not judging you, only God can but that type of behavior is childish.
You need to pray for some spiritual guidance and better yet while you are at, pray that God gives you sense because that question was wrong? No question is stupid but you need to think before you speak. Just because you might defecate in front of people doesnt mean God would do the same.
I will continue to keep you in my prayers because like you I like to be entertained but not at that cost so WWJD he would not have said that.
2006-07-22 02:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by Loveisthekey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, John, some things are funny, and some things are really disrespectful and not very funny at all. When you become a little more mature, you will be able to distinguish on your own which are which.
It is hurtful to have someone speak in such a disrepectful way regarding the horrible, painful death of the God I love; the God Who loved me enough to go thru that death so I wouldn't have to. (And so you wouldn't have to, either).
Could you perhaps direct your cleverness to some other type of creativity? Thank you.
2006-07-22 02:15:48 · answer #3 · answered by Einsteinetta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not judging you but that question has some serious issues. I don't think it is a good idea to talk about Jesus that way.
2006-07-22 02:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by wisegal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What Would Jesus Do?
think about it in every situations or problems u have.
2006-07-22 02:08:22 · answer #5 · answered by jongbong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU need to pray and ask God to forgive you right NOW! Thats a shame, that you would post something as dumb as that. I pray that the Lord has Mercy on you.
2006-07-22 02:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by Just wanna know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, you are really a little brat aint ya? Im jewish, so jesus isnt a big deal to me, but he was a good jewish man, and that isnt a nice thing to say about anyone. You r a loser.
2006-07-22 02:20:18 · answer #7 · answered by arielsalom33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg..... Jesus can poop. this new fact mixes up everything n e one has ever believed in. wow dude thats some sh*t right there. tell the world u brave crusaider.
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good luck
2006-07-22 02:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by so_totally_awesome13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok come on...that's not necessary. Let's not be mean to Jesus.
2006-07-22 02:07:16 · answer #9 · answered by ay5ir7p8i7rs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the woods...just like brother Bear!
YEA!!!
2006-07-22 11:22:20 · answer #10 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋