There was a blonde driving her car, by surprise she looked at her rear view mirro and, there was a police car with there lights on wanting to stop her. So she pulled over and waited for the police officer to approach her. She viewes a tall blonde poice woman. The police woman said; Hello mam, do you know that you were speeding? The driver replied: Oh no officer ! I'm sorry . The woman officer said: May I see your drivers licences ? The driver of the car said:which is that? The officer said :You know the square thing that has a picture of you on it? The driver looked and looked till finally she pulled out a mirror and said you mean this? And, the officer said yes that"s you. The officer gave the driver a verbal warning and said: Have a great day !
2006-07-21 19:02:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
21. Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
28. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those
little packages.
7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
49. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
63. A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
"How do you give shoulders?"
67. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
71. Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes
2006-07-21 19:40:11 · answer #1 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old sorry dude check ya later â¥
2006-07-22 02:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my sister
2006-07-22 02:29:47 · answer #3 · answered by kristina N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hows sweet
2006-07-22 02:20:03 · answer #4 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....always enjoy a good blonde joke:)
2006-07-22 10:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by ccherish13 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute.
2006-07-22 02:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn she could have caught me
2006-07-22 03:32:35 · answer #7 · answered by mafia man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha. that was a good one!
2006-07-22 03:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe lol!!!!!!!!! that's funny
2006-07-23 03:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2006-07-22 02:32:54 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋