What is the most embarrassing moment ever I need a good laugh?

Question

Possibly a joke too its been a long hard day and I just need a laugh.

Answer 1

I'm not sure if this will make you laugh cause it doesnt make me laugh , although every one thinks it's funny. I'm originally french, and once in France, I heard about this english class that had hot guys in there. My mother being british, I already spoke English, but got in the class anyways to meet guys. Anyways, I was always showing off and everything, but my french accent always came through my English, so noone guessed what was heppening,they just thought I was really good.. So one day, I was wearing this tight shirt, the teacher asked a question, and show off that i am, I got up and was shaking myself all over. I was answering the question halfway before noticing that every one (including my teacher) was laughing. The buttons on my shirt had popped, and they could see my bra(half-bra cause my breasts were almost hanging out of it), and everything else.
Well, that was really bad, but I can stay here and tell you lots of these, my life is full of embarassment.

Answer 2

I was sitting at the bar so drunk I couldn't see straight, (I had a designated driver) I told my friends that I needed to go to the bathroom, they said well go. I said , I just did. I went in my pants sitting at the bar, I didn't move, I couldn't.

Answer 3

My dad caught me jacking off, and since i was almost close to ejaculating, when he came in I ejaculated, but It shot out and hit my dad in the face

Answer 4

once i barfed on a really expensive carpet at a wedding..i almost died!!

Answer 5

You are right.