This man calls his wife from the emergency room.
He says "Honey, there was an accident at work today"
She asks "What do you mean an accident?"
He says "I cut off my finger"
She asks "The hole finger?"
He replies "No, the one next to it"
Ok, how many of you get this joke? Be Honest...
2006-07-21 18:40:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny. Here's a joke that sort of goes along with this.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger(s).
2006-07-21 19:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My point exactly, women comedians are just NOT FUNNY!
All they can expect are pity laughs and affirmative action spots on stand up shows or talk shows.
Most women are portrayed as unfunny nags like all the wives on sitcoms, because that is what they are.
2006-07-22 02:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be kind to the guy. This is the famous Dutch Boy.
2006-07-22 02:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by I. M. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol kinda clever lol heh "hole finger" heh check ya later â¥
2006-07-22 01:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just because I'm not laughing, doesn't mean I don't get it.....It means it's not really funny.
2006-07-22 01:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a sick mind
the "hole" gave it away
2006-07-22 01:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it...
2006-07-22 01:47:53 · answer #7 · answered by babii xo gurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋