A) Would you kick his jewels and run.
B) Would you attempt to disarm and execute.
C) Disarm and kill other hostages flleeing
D) Would you tell the attacker to kill you.
E) Declare your gangsta and walk away
F) Perform the funky bite, and sleeper hold
G) Smack another hostage and masterlock him
H) Tell him to release you. so you can pack it up
I) Summon the teletubbies to play a lullaby
J) Unholster your hidden light saber and duel
K) Fake a seizure get up and fake an orgasm
L) Tell the attacker that you love hostile b*tches
M) Pretend to have to pee then narc him out
2006-07-21 18:14:25 · 13 answers · asked by Thin King 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I and K.
I loved this! It made me laugh like crazy. Please make more of these!
2006-07-21 20:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ 2 · 7⤊ 3⤋
Um, first I (summon the teletubbies to play a lullaby) and then, while they play, J (unholster your hidden light saber and duel). Then, while the hostage taker was sufficiently distracted, by everything (the singing teletubbies, the flashing light saber), B (attempt to disarm and execute).
Mwhahahaha.
2006-07-22 01:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by marshmellow_of_doom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First K than J
2006-07-22 01:18:53 · answer #3 · answered by Chi-Master-N-May 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
summon the teletubbies to play a lullaby and while he was snoozing....I would tie him up and then slap the Sh*t out of him for doing that to me!
I would also probably kick him in the butt for good measure!
and I might hit him again because I would probably still be mad.
Then I would call the cops to come and get him--for his own safety.
2006-07-22 01:53:02 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wold wait for the opportune moment, either stomp on his foot, kick his shins, or knee him in the privates, wrestle the gun away, and beat the crap out of him. Then, I'd call the cops.
2006-07-22 02:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the question would be that i'd ask before hand is...would you be the one holding me hostage?..then if it was you i would have to say (L) would be my best answer.Then id sit on you and do alittle of (K) and then if you like it freaky we can do some of (M)
and i'd piss all over your chest...sound like alittle roleplayer you are.
2006-07-22 01:20:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light Saber BABY! 2pts ;)
2006-07-22 01:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by Alysianna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i would probably do "i" then "a".. its a good combination.. but probably between "i" and "a" i would have to do "n"... which is stab the teletubbies with a dull spoon.
2006-07-22 01:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anna.R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a-no
b-no
c-ma bey
d-only if he wanted to...
e-no
f-if i got board
g-sure
h-naw...
i-no they scare me also
j-if he pulls his potato chip...
k-of coarse
l-sure
m-naw
i wouldn't care about escaping unless i could ice cream and 50 dollars after....
2006-07-22 02:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by purple_fairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd answer his dopey question, take my two points and run like hell.
2006-07-22 01:20:20 · answer #10 · answered by olelefthander 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just carry a hunting knife in a holster in my pocket wherever i go-----it really makes my teachers angry
2006-07-22 01:21:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋