Is it true that out west they have a sign that is on the wall of the mens restroom that says ?

Question

FOR ALL YOU BUCKS WITH SHORTER HORNS , PLEASE STAND CLOSER TO THE SEAT SO YOU DON'T PEE ON YOUR FEET

Or was it FOR ALL YOU BUCKS WITH SHORTER HORNS, PLEASE BE NEAT AND WIPE THE SEAT?

Answer 1

There's another sign that says "WE AIM TO PLEASE. YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE"

Answer 2

not that i frequent those filthy places very often but when nature calls!! I Use the Men's urinal ! it is that ugly thing standing up against the wall. i remember when we were kids, of course i never did it, but when a guy was pee### in one, one person would push him inside it and another person would pull the arm and the water would flood the poor kid! then you had to go back to class! their was some quite unique graffiti in some of them, i really think the art work was better 25 years ago, of course that is only my opinion. yes their was a sign like that , we put one in our shop many years ago it said please lift the lid when going pee because it ain't as long as you think it is! it did not work ! some of those guys would get pee every where! jeez it is one hell of a big opening! glad they did not have my back when i was in the military!! :^)

Answer 3

I'm from California and I've never seen or heard of such a sign.

Answer 4

haha! this really is different, but I was in armadillo willy's bbq and in their women's restroom the sign says "if you're smoking in here, you better be on fire".

Answer 5

i saw 1 here in the rest room that said.....be like dad not like sis lift the lid before you piss.

Answer 6

yup. AND in the south they have a sign that says "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!" :P

Answer 7

sry, i've never heard of it before

Answer 8

probably