2006-07-21 17:39:19 · 15 answers · asked by Trigo L 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma's so fat it takes her two trips to haul a$$
Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorilla's in the Mist" while she was taking a shower.
Yo momma's so ugly they press her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma's so fat when her pager goes off people thinks she's backing up.
Yo momma's so fat her clothes come in three sizes...large, extra large, and "Oh my gosh it's coming towards me!"
Yo momma's so dumb it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma's so dumb it took an hour to make minute rice.
Yo momma's so fat your daddy has to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo momma's so ugly your daddy has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Those are just off the top of my head...
2006-07-21 17:58:41 · answer #1 · answered by kojak0527 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so FAT that if you put a cup of water in a tub she will sit in the tub and cause an overflow!
Yo mama is FAT that when God said let there be light,he had to move her out of the way!
Yo mama is so black,that when I shot her the bullet came back saying "I needed a flashlight cuz I can't find her!"
2006-07-22 01:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Zacluvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat, she was diagnosed with a flesh eating virus, and was given 22 years to live.
2006-07-22 01:04:31 · answer #3 · answered by TBA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-22 00:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly, when the bus drops her off, the police ticket the driver for littering!
2006-07-22 01:01:21 · answer #5 · answered by Starry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to cook a tv dinner on top of the TV
2006-07-22 00:47:11 · answer #6 · answered by JoeThatUKnow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok here ya go
yo mamas so fat i saw her walking down the street with a pig in her hand so i walked up to her and said whered u get the pig!
and the PIG said i won her in a raffle!
yo mamas so fat she uses diet soap!
yo mamas so stupid she saw a yellow skool bus full of white kids! and said "STOP THAT TWINKIE"
those r some of my favs! hope i helped!
nikki!
2006-07-22 00:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Nikki♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat that when it rains she uses the freeway as a slip and slide.
2006-07-22 00:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mamma is so stupid she thought high school was a tall building.
2006-07-22 00:57:16 · answer #9 · answered by C Wil 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so dumb her family tree is just a dead stick in the mud.
2006-07-22 00:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋