BUTT PRINTS IN THE SAND
One night I had a wondrous dream, One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of the Goddess they were, But mine were not along the shore.
But then some stranger prints appeared, and I asked Her, "What have we here?
These prints are large and round and neat, But much too big to be from feet."
"My child," She said in somber tones, "For miles I carried you alone.
I challenged you to walk in faith, But you refused and made me wait."
"You would not learn, you would not grow, The walk of faith, you would not know,
So I got tired, I got fed up, And there I dropped you on your butt.
"Because in life, there comes a time When one must fight, and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand, Or leave their butt prints in the sand."
Eve went to God and said: "I am bored."
God said: "I know what I will do for you. I'll make a man for you."
"What's a man?" Eve asked.
"A man is a being like you, except hairier and smellier. He will always complain, and won't be too intelligent," God said.
"Why would I want that?" Eve asked.
"He'll be company. Also, he's extremely proud, so in order to not hurt his feelings, we'll have to make him believe he was created first," God finished.
"Hmmmm, okay," sighed Eve.
"Hey, Eve, that'll be our ladies' secret."
2006-07-21 17:25:08 · 10 answers · asked by Doug B 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sweet dreams to you too...darlin'...
Blessed Be...
2006-07-21 17:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Butt Prints in the Sand. I love it. Now we need to put it in the music like the other sand poem.
2006-07-22 00:45:29 · answer #2 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isnt a question butt:)"Butt Prints in the Sand" is a parody of that christian poem "Foot Prints in the Sand"
2006-07-22 00:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by TheWonderer878398 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are 2 of my favorites.
Thanks for the chuckle and have a good night.
Blessings )O(
2006-07-22 00:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that's a long question. And not very interesting.
Good night.
2006-07-22 00:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by valcus43 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I too liked that. Sweet dreams.
2006-07-22 01:18:26 · answer #6 · answered by Becca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrific...I need a good laugh before bed!
2006-07-22 00:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by Rev Debi Brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very poetic.
2006-07-22 00:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just go to sleep.
2006-07-22 00:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-22 00:31:09 · answer #10 · answered by Joey's Back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋