When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
2006-07-21 17:04:29 · 14 answers · asked by the_g0vernator 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Are you Catholic? You'd be forgiven quicker if you went to confession. >:)
2006-07-21 17:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 5⤊ 6⤋
In order for you to become Sha-ling Preist you must take that person you stole from a brand new bicycle,if it takes the rest of your life to do it.Remember from this day forth.7-21-2006.
2006-07-21 17:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you really needed a bike ....shoulda got a paper route or somthin
2006-07-21 17:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by beefytits 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lord helps those that help themselves, so it must be OK with him.
2006-07-21 17:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So do you think that was God's way of giving you a bike? Thanks for the 2 points!
2006-07-21 17:27:17 · answer #5 · answered by Laney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, yeah, I completely agree.
2006-07-21 17:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA... no I don't agree with it, nor do I think you seriously believe that. Thanks for the 2 points!
2006-07-21 17:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by Kat__hleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god might forgive u ,but the law wont
2006-07-21 17:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i try to stole my friends girl friend, is that counted?
2006-07-21 17:12:03 · answer #9 · answered by Henry W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know what they say...
god works is mysterius ways
2006-07-21 17:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by the all knowing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You get points for creativity!
2006-07-21 17:12:50 · answer #11 · answered by squirellywrath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋