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i.e. the diploma on the wall that says "The Online College of Doctorin, Dentistry, and Deliverin babies"

2006-07-21 17:01:18 · 12 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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If his assistant is named Igor and he keeps measuring your head.

2006-07-21 17:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by Jeff S 2 · 1 0

the first sign that you've picked the wrong doctor would be that "diploma" on the wall. Read it very carefully, what diploma do you know says "online college" for one, and it would read PHD, or MD or something, it wouldnt go to the extent of naming every thing that he does, such as "deliverin babies" !!!!!

2006-07-22 00:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by bmarleyfan26 1 · 0 0

I knew I had the wrong doctor when I noticed him dancing when he was supposed to be listening to my medical problem.

I saw him do it a couple of times when I went in and then never went again. I thought it was very unprofessional of him.

Maybe he had won the lotto and could not contain himself or something, (he could have shared, right? ) or was high on something, but I have never seen anything like that in my life as my health is very serious subject for me.

Strange but true.

2006-07-22 00:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by crazy s 4 · 0 0

He is looking at his stethescope and wondering which end goes into the ear.

He puts on a rubber glove, shoves his finger in your mouth...then says "cough"

He says that Dr. Pepper is his mentor.

((if you are looking for actual signs)) then you look up at the wall and see the framed drawing of a tongue depresser, which he drew, that allowed him to be a doctor

2006-07-22 01:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0 0

He asks you f you have both kidneys while holding a clculator nad mentioning the current exchange rate of the Dollar to the euro!!

2006-07-22 07:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're at the doctors for a sore throat and he comes in holding forceps and says "open wide."

2006-07-22 00:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by Precious 7 · 0 0

He keeps hitting your knee with a mallet to check your reflexes, and then he giggles everytime your foot kicks out.

2006-07-22 03:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by I. M. 2 · 0 0

deliverance like banjo music playing in the background

2006-07-22 00:04:54 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

When the only thing he can do with a scalpal is juggle it (and then not very well). I like your answer!!!!

2006-07-22 00:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0 0

If you pick your nose with your toes and he says "good job". And thats with your shoes on!!!!!

2006-07-22 01:03:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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