Why is it that when I drink beer, females become even more attractive?

Answer 1

Thats a classic case of beer goggles my friend. The more you drink, the less they stink. All you want when you are totally drunk is just to taste that sweet punani. As long as it doesnt make your eyes water you are in good shape. Just make sure you do a fly-by first. A fly-by can save you because once your in it your committed otherwise you look bad for only taking ten seconds. So do a fly-by and if it seems like a hostile area, evacuate as quickly as possible and just pretend you wanted to tweek the belly button.

Answer 2

The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars.

If I could rate'em on a scale from 1 to 10
I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when tomorrow morning comes,
And I wake up with a number 1
I swear I'll never do it anymore.

Now, I don't mean to criticize the girls at all
I know Robert Redford, even overhauls
We all picture in our minds a girl that looks just right
Ain't it funny, ain't it strange,
The way a man's opinion changes
When he starts to face that lonely night.

The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars.

Answer 3

The miracle of Beer Goggles.

Answer 4

Be aware that when people drink, what they feel is what they already have in mind. The female that look atractive to you when you drink beers is the one that you have been thinking off.

Answer 5

Because the prescription on your BEER GOGGLES gets better with every beer. The girls all get better looking at closing time......

BEER....helping ugly women get laid for 300 years....

Answer 6

That is because when you drink you vison gets less and lesser. Okay that didnt make sense but, the same thing happens to girls. NOrmal. DOnT WorRRy

Answer 7

The 'Beer Goggle' effect. Alcohol lowers your inhibitions...making you more likely to do things you otherwise would not do....like ugly chicks.

Answer 8

Well alcohol lowers your inhibitions, impairs your judgment and Distorts your vision...so go figure why they call it "beer goggles"

Answer 9

As the old Conway Twitty song says, "the girls all look prettier at closing time". And I'm sure its the same for the girls.

Answer 10

Very funny! Same reason when the lights are out, men are more attractive.