There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis." The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"
2006-07-21 16:51:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heheh, dats funny. Check this one:
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s e x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s e x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-07-21 17:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gud Joke I want more jokes from u
2006-07-22 01:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by Rahul J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I'd have to say that's pretty dirty!
2006-07-21 23:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jason N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol holy crap that shits Hilarius thnz for the joke
2006-07-22 00:00:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Reported!!! (just kidding) never heard that one..
2006-07-21 23:55:53 · answer #5 · answered by trouble comes a knockin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahhah funny lol
2006-07-22 01:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was awesome! lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-22 01:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... thats funny!
2006-07-22 00:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SUCKS!!!!!
2006-07-21 23:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by jd4paul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋