I want to become a Ninja. I realize this is not a paying job. How do I go about it?

Question

I am willing to train HARD. I know I will have to keep my day job and practice Ninjitsu at night but I am willing to do so.

I know it will be a long time before I can fight crime or anything....but I need to get started before it's too late.

Anyone know how? (I am in South Florida).

Answer 1

You need to find a master, like Splinter, and find a lair, like the Ninja Turtle sewer...

Answer 2

You must first travel to Japan and then since you dont make money you must go where all the ninjas work. which is mcdonalds. They like to load up on carbohydrates so when they are training it makes them train extra hard. If can take a couple of years to become a real ninja though but the dedication and hard work is so worth it. You will actually learn how to become one with your self and fight temptation in life. Ninjas are cool.

Answer 3

There are plenty of Ninja schools in the United States. You just have to check your local yellow pages for one or get one from the classifieds of Martial Arts magazines like Ninja and Blackbelt. If not, you can try your luck finding a master in Japan.

Answer 4

Ninjas are criminals and assasins by nature, why the crap do you think you would fight crime. Sure theres probably soem rare ninja's that fight crime but probably like five. Look in the history books they were contract killers and mercenaries trained by the government, not national heroes trying to save the day. Ninjitsu is taught as a martial art and a normal art of combat look around its not that hard to find schools

Answer 5

I want a job that I enjoy, and get's the bills paid. Seriously if I were a single woman and made $40,000 a year, and had no kids I wouldn't complain. A LOT of people DO NOT know how to manage their money. I think industrial engineering is interesting. I really LOVE industrial design. They make like $45,000 a year. I wouldn't complain, if that was my salary.

Answer 6

Go to Japan and train at Acme Ninja School & Sushi bar. Then when you come home you can fight crime by day and cook hibachi/slice sushi at night.

Also, get a eye job. You will need slanted eyes to do the job.

Answer 7

My friend Ryan thinks he is a ninja, he's even going to Japan soon. Maybe he thinks that guy from Kill Bill will make him a sword or something... Weirdo...

Answer 8

u can become a ninja... a ninja trainer.. theres millions of cash in the business


http://www.totalwarrior.com/


theres a camp... so if u work hard u could b a good worker... but dont fight crime as a ninja.. ever heard of bullets.... thats just pretty much impossible.... but becoming an instructor has its cash... or u could b a movie star as a ninja



go here to get items... http://www.martialartsupply.com/Weapons/Ninja_Weapons/Caltrops/caltrops.html it has alot... id get all my ninja weps here... their cheap and their 440 steel. ( very good )

Answer 9

take contracts...that pays..

sneak around the mall and shoplift if you're confident. that'll teach social engineering and the ability to either remain unseen or inconspicuos.

learn balance - run a tight rope

learn silent steps - place rice paper on a wood flooor and cross it without ripping it.

get flash paper, flash powder, steel shots (balls for slingshots) and those poppers you find in flea markets that pop when you throw them against the wall.
-get a square of flash paper and place a popper in the middle the steel shot on top of the popper
-rap the paper around the shot and makes sure theres enough room to fill the paper with a tablespoon of flash powder
-twist the paper closed hold ing the contents..
-throw the device on the ground witht he popper facing down
-POOF!! ninja vanish

Answer 10

You train in ninjustu.
There is a list of schools in Florida on http://www.winjutsu.com/winlinks.html
Then you scroll down until you find Florida
Hope this helps!