I think the hizbolian people in the middlewest should stop their firing of nukes on israel and israel needs to stop to. I love peace and i believe is a pure utah girl that peace can come from eating good food together.
My neighbor once tried to pull the hitch off of my singlewide trailer and when i caught him i invited him to some good ole hog stew my maw tought me to make. I like to pour the chicken skin fried battered gravy on it. We enjoy it with a glass of good ice tea and we became friends and i let him have the hitch.
We have over 70 states in america so why dont we send texas, florida, ohio , indianian troops over there to cook up some good slop and get the hizbolians to put down their nukes and talk some peace?
2006-07-21 16:12:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
To answer your original question... Because it's not kosher...
2006-07-21 16:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good spoof. In America, the Jews bribed Congress to pass "civil rights laws" that require this impossible "getting along" that you speak of. Over there in Israel, the Jews know better. Why do they require White Americans to live in a racially mixed society when they aren't willing to mix it up to the max in Israel? Whattsa matter Jews? Can't practice what you preach? Either give the Arabs a special "protected minority" status and make Jews the sort of 2nd class citizens in Israel that you've made Whites to be in America, or else get your mitts off of American society. One or the other, OK?
2006-07-21 23:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by David S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree.....dem der hizbolians oughtta grab a bucket and set on down and eat some chicken skin fried battered gravy .
ain't nuthin like good grub to make ya want to ferget yur troubles and take a good nap.
thats what them foreigners need ta do.....break bread...break wind and take a good nap.
2006-07-22 02:16:39 · answer #3 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Americans always want a simple answer. They cannot do these things becuase unlike you they are who they say they are. Jews and their Arab neighbors have deeper problems that will not be completely settled by sitting down and talking it out.
2006-07-21 23:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by cancerman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hizbolians [I like your spelling] cant sit down, eat, and talk peace until they - burn there own holy book, - and break contract with Syria and the Iranians - which is why there will be armagedon.
2006-07-21 23:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Hizbolians start the fight and personally I think Israel should wipe out Hizbolians completely and kick their ***!
2006-07-21 23:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You fergot about the chitlins and the cracklin' cornbread & soup beans, darlin'!
2006-07-21 23:16:44 · answer #7 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you travel over there and offer to cook for them? They may let you before they kill you and do unimaginable things to your carcass.
2006-07-22 12:05:25 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think they want to get along..Nice thought though
2006-07-21 23:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by ole_lady_93 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get'r done
2006-07-21 23:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋