little timmy came up to his father and said, "dad, susie saays i'm dumb, but she doesn't even know how to eat a hot dog. what should i do?"
timmy's dad says, "timmy, you tell susie to 'bite the weenie.'"
2006-07-21 16:04:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BAD
2006-07-21 16:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by JOHN R H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds dangerous for Timmy.
2006-07-21 23:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Butt Measurement
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right , your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?"
2006-07-21 23:11:31 · answer #3 · answered by PuertoRicanLover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to grow up now
2006-07-21 23:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That is soo naughty! Naughtily funny!
2006-07-21 23:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok 3rd grade joke so was that the question
2006-07-21 23:10:02 · answer #6 · answered by meanblacktiger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-07-21 23:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by Suzanne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um.........hehe...........haha? O_o
2006-07-21 23:07:26 · answer #8 · answered by Darling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK
2006-07-21 23:43:39 · answer #9 · answered by lulucakes32 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋