Little Johnny's kindergarden class was on a field trip to
their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked
to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it
really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very
badly."
Little Johnny asked, "So, why didn't you keep him when you
took his picture?"
2006-07-21 16:03:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it, definately a saver. I will pass this one along
2006-07-21 17:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by xxxx 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Little Johnny jokes always make me laugh...hope you haven't heard this one...
Little Johnny Stands Up
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
2006-07-21 23:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhhhhhh, that is so cute. My son is just like the liitle boy in your joke. He would have asked the same question. Everything is so obvious to him. :) Good one!! Ha Ha!!!
2006-07-22 00:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Ginger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe- cute : )
here's one:
little audrey and her dad were at the art museum. they were going from one exhibit to the next when little audrey see's a sign for one exhibit that says "Art Objects". she points to the sign and asks her daddy "If art objects, then why his he letting them show his paintings?".
2006-07-21 23:38:22 · answer #4 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw hes so cute<3
2006-07-21 23:16:08 · answer #5 · answered by kay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids say the darndest things!!
2006-07-21 23:06:58 · answer #6 · answered by stephie541 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a very good one! I love it!
2006-07-21 23:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shows that kids are smarter then us, huh?
2006-07-21 23:07:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool,Kids are funny.
2006-07-21 23:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a good one
2006-07-21 23:06:05 · answer #10 · answered by Darling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋