"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your ----- and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your ----- back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit sneaked into his wife's cage and said excitedly. "Quick! Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said sadly: "Sorry, no land yet."
"Darn it!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.
"What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. Why are you acting so strangely every day?"
"LOOK!", said Mr. Rabbit with a very sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper...
"...I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"
2006-07-21 16:01:07 · 8 answers · asked by Doug B 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL!!! Good it wasn't the elephant's. :Imagine hopping elephant rabbits.
2006-07-21 16:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by crazyhumans1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you stop messing with God's Word
2006-07-21 23:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by joy-ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Yours is a weak attempt at comedy
2006-07-21 23:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemy will only get you to one place, sorry.
2006-07-21 23:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mind is more perverted than we all thought, someone ! anyone ! send help quick!!!
2006-07-21 23:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by soulsista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's funny.
2006-07-21 23:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by Nathan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doesnt make sense to me
2006-07-21 23:08:14 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamyeyes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a question?
2006-07-21 23:04:35 · answer #8 · answered by jeff s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋