2006-07-21 15:58:18 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Does it really matter?
2006-07-21 18:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think the only statement you could make is... "this oatmeal was in the microwave for an hour, but it's still moist and delicious!"
That or doing daylight saving time the other way, it's so instant it took negative 1 hour to make!
2006-07-21 23:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by ymingy@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will not explode or implode, but the universe might boil over a bit and make a mess.
2006-07-21 23:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe the only thing is that the universe may cry out for is that you add some brownsugar to the top...
otherwise it is just oat-y gruel.
2006-07-23 08:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will go back in time and have instant coffee with Steven Wright.
2006-07-21 23:09:11 · answer #5 · answered by I 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither, but your brains gonna get fried by all the gas an radiation that's gonna be released when you fart after eating those oats.
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2006-07-24 01:26:23 · answer #6 · answered by Starreply 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Implode.
The universe is in a vacuum.
2006-07-22 10:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, nothing will happen until you turn it on, right? Hehe.
2006-07-21 23:04:38 · answer #8 · answered by Awexis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try it and get back to us on it... We're curious, too... After all, it may just plode...
2006-07-21 23:02:17 · answer #9 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would worry about your own safety if I were you!
2006-07-21 23:03:30 · answer #10 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋