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I love my locomotive train
It has its very own little brain
To see the train go in the tunnel
Such a wonderful glistening funnel

Even when I sleep and dream
I revel in my true loves steam
It makes my heart go toot toot
Even in my birthday suit

When my train arrives at the station
I get such a beautiful vibration
So don’t let you cargo on the loose
Let me hook my train up to your caboose

2006-07-21 15:55:01 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

11 answers

I loved your poem!

Your too good for her dump her a$$ and get a really woman who will appreciate you!!

I'll climb on board honey!!!
:-b

LoL XxX

2006-07-21 21:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by tricia1971 5 · 1 2

Thats almost an american classic, good use of the word glistening - if that girl can't appreciate putting blatant pervertedness to creative exercises, she's probably a dyke.

2006-07-21 17:19:19 · answer #2 · answered by Karl Hungus 1 · 0 0

well i can't understand that one at all you truly are an artist..

hmmm what is wrong with you ! stop thinking about sex constantly or one day she will just completely deny you... how about writing a poem about LOVE or how beautiful she is to you or something like that.. and LEAVE OUT and sexual references.

2006-07-21 18:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by ---><33 2 · 0 0

I had sex on a train once.
Your girlfriend is just a prude!

2006-07-22 08:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by RED 5 · 0 0

Maybe you should have written a poem about being a doctor, or at least playing doctor.

2006-07-22 03:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0 0

Probably because your TRAIN poem is actually a poem about sex. If you don't think so then reread it.

2006-07-21 15:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by hopeless 1 · 0 0

Oooh. I love trains. Choo choo, all aboard!

2006-07-21 18:04:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And you still wonder why she didn't like it???? Are you kidding me?!?!?!?! She's right, all you ever think about IS sex. You have issues dude.

2006-07-21 15:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by Curious_Camo_Jess 5 · 0 0

very funny

2006-07-21 15:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

WELL ISN'T THAT SPECIAL

AB

2006-07-22 22:21:03 · answer #10 · answered by alice b 6 · 0 0

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