2006-07-21 15:35:18 · 15 answers · asked by miho9000 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-21 20:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Yo mamma is just like an ipod..
She's had over a million rappers in her!
Yo mamma's breath is so bad...
Her teeth filed a restraining order against her!
Yo mamma's so stupid...
I told her to turn on the tv... She started lickin her lips and playin w/her nipples!
Best Wishes!
2006-07-21 22:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by PseudoQuasiX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat, when she jumped in to the sea, we started singing " We are HISTORY, I've got all my family with me..."
I made that up myself!
P.S. They were history 'cause she caused a tsunami!
2006-07-21 22:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so black and her teeth are sooooooo yellow she looks like the Pittsburgh steelers helmet
2006-07-21 22:43:39 · answer #4 · answered by Waz Up? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
2006-07-21 22:53:54 · answer #5 · answered by Truly_Complexed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. Insulting and ridiculing mothers. I'm dedicating this jokes to all S.O.Bs
*Y'all are so ugly that you mama BATH you with a sand paper.
*Y'all are so ugly that the mirrors shatters in pieces any time you look at it.
* Y'all are so ugly that all animals runs away from you.
*That a monkey won't even be your friend.
2006-07-21 23:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by Agentj100 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of gorge washington nose.
yo momma is so fat she makes a sumo wrestler look anerxic
yo momma is so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday
yo momma is so stupid she thought taco bell was mexican phone company
2006-07-21 22:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by queen_fashion101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so ugly she has to do her treat-or-treating over the Internet !!! Yo mama is so gross i was chating with her over the Internet and I caught the virus!!!!
2006-07-21 22:54:20 · answer #8 · answered by robert899295 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mammas so fat...she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!!
2006-07-21 22:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by Ireland1222 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is like a vacum cleaner she blows, she sucks and she gets laid in the closet.
yo momma so nasty i asked her 'wuts for dinner" and she opened up her legs and said "crabs"...
HAHHAHAH...
yo momma is like a door knob , everybody gets a turn.
2006-07-21 22:41:37 · answer #10 · answered by §gorda§ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋