My Nigel not, told me this one
Woman passenger on railway station steps on I talk you weight machine.
You weigh 63 kilos and your train is due in two minutes.
She steps on it again.
You weigh 57 kilos and your train is due in 30 seconds
She steps on it again
You weigh 50 kilos and your train has just left.
2006-07-21 13:44:48 · 8 answers · asked by Harriet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hes a dinlo
2006-07-21 14:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What are you trying to say,a woman rather lose weight than catch her train? I don't get it.
2006-07-21 14:42:51 · answer #2 · answered by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny my dear, but I have 1 here, What did the plug say to the socket? Socket to me baby!!!...
2006-07-21 18:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by elsa s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? That's terrible!
2006-07-21 14:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no your nigel not funny
2006-07-21 14:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn are you trying to drive someone crazy
2006-07-21 14:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF HE THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE, THEN NO, HE IS NOT FUNNY......NOT AT ALL!
2006-07-21 14:30:58 · answer #7 · answered by angel_in_disguise930 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
............WTF??!? No he is not funny...he must not tell jokes anymore....EVER!
2006-07-21 14:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋