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or get shocked with a cardiac defibrillator while awake?

2006-07-21 13:40:57 · 16 answers · asked by davidgherron 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I wrecked a bike once and dislocated my shoulder and when trying to get in dads truck to go to the doctors I slipped in the mud on the running board well trying to catch myself my shoulder went back in going in hurt more than coming out so I would like to try the defibrillator that would be a lot of fun to have at party's

2006-07-21 15:31:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well, except in cases like cardioversion (where the power is only 100 joules), being shocked while awake is contraindicated. There are only so many shockable rhythms, and consciousness doesn't accompany any of them.

I pop my shoulder out regularly, and it sucks, but it feels alright after its put back in. I'll go with the shoulder, since the defib would never happen.

I know. No fun at all.

2006-07-21 20:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by Daijobu K 2 · 0 0

Shocked

2006-07-21 20:47:58 · answer #3 · answered by kittyloverhan222 1 · 0 0

I can dislocate my shoulder, and the shock of a cardiac defibrillator would easily put it back, so both please...............lol

2006-07-21 20:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by tattie_herbert 6 · 0 0

Dislocate my shoulder any day, after seeing first hand what the defibrillator does I want no part of that .... unless I am dead.

2006-07-21 20:43:27 · answer #5 · answered by sabre6 3 · 0 0

Being shocked with a defibrillator would kill me, without a doubt. So obviously I'll take pain over certain death.

2006-07-21 21:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dislocate my shoulder. haha, you can get killed with that defibrillator if used improperly.

2006-07-21 21:04:59 · answer #7 · answered by pyeung242 2 · 0 0

I would like to choose door #3... with a big plate of chocolate cake with a large glass of icy chocolate milk shake, thank you :)

2006-07-21 20:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

I would rather get shocked......my shoulder dislocates itself almost daily, and it freaking kills!!!

2006-07-21 20:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by somechick25 5 · 0 0

Why is this question on the Jokes and Riddles category? Neither.

2006-07-21 20:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0 0

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