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I was making out with my GF and in one of her stomach rolls I found a half eaten turkey drumstick leg. I started to eat it and she got upset with me and told me that it wasn't mine to begin with and that I owe her a new piece....I got mad and stuffed it back in her roll and I walked out the door. we haven't talked for 2 days and I was wondering what I should do?

2006-07-21 13:25:51 · 40 answers · asked by Demetris 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

40 answers

That's funny

2006-07-21 13:31:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

First tell me how you can make out while eating a drumstick. In fact, draw me a picture of the whole episode, and send it in a plain brown wrapper. I had run out of original ideas from my homemade cartoon post cards, and some slob eating a drumstick from a fat chick's belly wrinkle would have to be the most original cartoon post card ever drawn. By the way, how was it? The drumstick, I mean, but you have my permission to give either possible answer.

2006-07-21 13:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by John (Thurb) McVey 4 · 1 0

call her to tell her that what happened feels so wrong and that UR sorry, U can even show up to her place w/ some good food U just ordered.... things get escalated sometimes...but it's important to have some perspectives here...it was an unfortunate moved U made, but hey, do U care for each other? and isn't UR relationship worth to get over some bird's leg??? (that's a sentence I never thought i'll ever say ;) ...)

Good luck

2006-07-21 13:33:40 · answer #3 · answered by Celebriel 3 · 1 0

Next time shove some mashed potatoes and corn on the cob in the other roll. Nothin says love like taters and corn.

2006-07-21 13:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by wolcott_boy37 2 · 1 0

You should buy her another turkey drumstick leg. I've got to admit, i've heard alot of wild stuff in my years, but this is by far, the wildest!!!

2006-07-21 13:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 1 0

Dumb reason to get mad, don't you think? Over a piece of turkey? Come on, dude. It should've been just for a lil' bit (at least). Just tell her that it was follish for you both to get upset of such unimportant thing.

2006-07-21 13:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by Drivliam 6 · 1 0

thnx 4 the 2 points

2006-07-21 13:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Umm okay.....LMMFAO!!!!....I kno you got to be playin....anyways if this is tru (which it shouldn't be) then you owe her a turkey drumstick playa....i mean you did eat some of it...just make up with a whole turkey dinner that she can enjoy herself!!!!! Wow this story is f*****g ridiculous!!!! LOL!!!!

2006-07-21 13:37:27 · answer #8 · answered by Chelly Belly 4 · 1 0

Legally, since it was on her person, she could have you arrested for petty larceny. But you could argue that since you were already eating her, it was collateral injestion. You should stick a half-eaten rib bone up your ***, tell her to eat it out and call it even.

2006-07-21 13:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Gee, let's see. How about stop making up silly stories and spend some time doing something constructive?

2006-07-21 13:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by lazwatson 3 · 1 0

you should make it up to her by hiding a couple of hamhocks in her rolls. or whatever else you think she might like. maybe a slab of ribs. or surprise her with some cherry pop tarts!

2006-07-21 13:29:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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