what is the best way to amuse yourself when in hospital?

Question

Wheelchair race down the corridor?
Steal some doctor´s garb and pretend to be a brainsurgeon?
Start a search party for the mythical medicinal alcohol?
Raid the medication safe?

Answer 1

Walk around with a live chicken and a pair of scissors and ask which way to the Alternative Medicine Department.

Answer 2

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what is the best way to amuse yourself when in hospital?
Wheelchair race down the corridor?
Steal some doctor´s garb and pretend to be a brainsurgeon?
Start a search party for the mythical medicinal alcohol?
Raid the medication safe?

Answer 3

Have a rummage through the special bin they take down to the incinerator. I'm sure there's hours of fun to be had with whatever you find in there. You could even create your own ward olympics.
Gaul bladder rolling
Apendix tossing
Three legged race
Cancerous lump and spoon race
Foreskin relay

And if you're bed ridden, I guess you've got no choice but to stroke your duck...

(Note: Blatant mention of ducks again just because I got 10 points off you last time. At least I've made it into an innuendo about masturbation this time!)

Answer 4

Well i know from experience that even one cut is enough for them to keep you for mandatory 72 hour observation. The best thing you can do for your self going from my time having been through this is to tell the doctors the trust when they ask you something and to seriously listen to them and do what they ask of you.You will most likely also have to participate in group therapy type sessions while you are there..Now after 72 hours they may decide that you are no longer currently a threat to yourself and others and possibly give you the chance to leave or they can decide that you should stay longer and work on your problems more..try to get you on medication the works for you so on and so fourth.

Answer 5

Pretend as if you're having a heart attack. And when they try to revive you with shocks, grab the wrist of somebody near your bed. Then convince them you should be on the psychiatric ward. If you're there, find a schizo and say that you're one of the voices in his head that escaped and that he has to do everything you want.
Then find the morgue. Lie there on one of the beds under a sheet and when someone comes in, scare them by moving your sheet. Make sure the schizo dresses up like a doctor so that he's your safe way out of the morgue.
And that'll be enough entertaining for one day.

Answer 6

I find the best way is an MP3 player, a good book or magazines, and nursing staff that have a good sense of humour. A hand held games console might be good too.
I have spent a lot of time in hospital, and I wish I had my nintendo game boy or DS when I was in!

Answer 7

Ring the little nurse button over and over again, then when the nurse walks in pretend you dont know what she's talking about. Pull the EKG leads and O2 monitor (usually on the end of your index finger) off and lay there with your eyes open!

Answer 8

play darts with syringes
play "guess the food" (is that orange juice or a sample from radiology)
ask for medicinal marijuana
if your iv stand has wheels, hop on and use it as a scooter
plot your revenge!
write a book
compose a symphony
create an opera!
start a food fight!
trade meds (start a black market)

Answer 9

Stick to the more "normal" pastimes...read paperbacks and magazines, do crossword puzzles and sudoku, watch TV, play electronic games.
Anything else, and you could end up in a lot more trouble than you bargained for (including jail time).

Answer 10

no question about it.. steal a wheelchair, race down the halls screaming at the top of your lungs.. and when you see other people in wheelchairs tell them its a new form of therapy your doctor advised.. then drag them along with you.. hey, sounds fun to me.. i mean, whats more fun than a stampede of screaming people in wheelchairs?