and he was feeling all lonely, so he created this other dude to keep him company. This other dude was feeling lonley too so the "God" dude made a woman so they could both keep him company.
Why was the "God" guy lonely again?
Mysterious ways, perhaps?
2006-07-21 12:54:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Have some respect for the Creator, Yahweh. Shame on you!
One, He wanted someone to serve Him because they LOVED Him, not because He created them. Free Will.
Two, He saw Adam had no mate like the animals did, someone like him. Am sure Adam was NOT lonely as he had fellowship w/G-d daily.
Three, G-d is only a mystery if you do not know Him. You don't even read his letter to you so how can you know him?
4TH: Choose ye this day whom you will serve........
2006-07-21 13:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by deed 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He wasn,t lonely, read the verse in the beginning of Genesis 1:26 ("let us"), when God talks, he pronounces in a plural form to make man in his image. Father, Son, Holy Spirit, confirmed by 1John 1:1.
2006-07-21 20:05:13 · answer #2 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were the meanest and the baddest and the prettiest but you were all by yourself, then you would be lonely too.
So he creates all these people to worship him. If they don't he sends them to Hell for eternity.
Did you ever see that twilight zone episode where the boy had all power. He created monsters. He killed anyone who wasn't nice to him or didn't do what he wanted.
God is like the little twilight zone kid.
2006-07-21 20:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by theogodwyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that God made woman to get back at man for being disrespectful. Think about it, what better way to get back at man. Take a rib from him, and make a woman, give her the nagging gene and boy have we been paying ever since.
2006-07-21 23:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I the prettiest?
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Am I the meanest?
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Am I the baddest MoFo mo down around this town?
Strange that god should should be lonely - those who profess a close bond say he/she/it is 'in their hearts' - sounds pretty intimate to me.
2006-07-21 20:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by nowyermessingwithasonofabitch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was without human touch so he was lonely.
2006-07-23 05:51:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice hypothesis, but wrong. Sorry. Good imagination, though.
2006-07-21 23:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by Ariel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he was just bored and wanted to see what he could make with his cosmic Legos.
2006-07-21 19:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you ever get lonely?
2006-07-21 20:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a funny joke to you.
2006-07-21 19:58:06 · answer #10 · answered by SEOplanNOW.com 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋