He says if I don't reply he will reduce the size of my penis!
I'm worried as he sent his son around with a threatening "chain letter".
Please sincere answers only.
2006-07-21 12:39:56 · 22 answers · asked by too_ugly_avenger 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ah yes, the Jesus and Mary Chain Letter. Be careful, my brother broke that and now he's a dwarf.
2006-07-21 12:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Goz 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Unless you have done something to displease God, then He won't send his Son around in a chain letter with a message...
2006-07-21 12:42:14 · answer #2 · answered by Hyphon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God Hears and solutions all prayers. also He promises His challenge a component that is extra acceptable to him / her than surely requested for. For God is easily-known with what's extra proper for the asker. now and again God supplies extra to the asker, than requested. he's Benevolent and his bypass of mercy under no circumstances is going dry. that is pity that we do no longer have patience to attend and receive God's mercy, and when we receive, we truly overlook and commence conversing our achievements. truly guy is a thankless entity.
2016-10-15 01:37:59 · answer #3 · answered by weatherford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should really consider antipsychotic medication. I've seen some amazing results in "spam" reduction. And one of the side effects is that it elongates the penis.
2006-07-21 13:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Enough 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were spam emails and not from God. Don't worry about them. But do see a counselor.
2006-07-21 12:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by a_phantoms_rose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sincere Q only!
plus eveyone tells me you couldnt get any smaller,or you just plain woulnd have one.
2006-07-21 12:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's in retaliation of all the SPAM people send to him.
2006-07-21 12:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by ninusharra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can I give you a sincere answer to a tongue in cheek question?
2006-07-21 12:41:05 · answer #8 · answered by Dysthymia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat the SPAM, with rice. Fry it too.
2006-07-21 12:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should really stop insulting God and ask for forgiveness.
2006-07-21 12:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋