I've seen people do the most funniest things on public transport - mainly cuz they're in a rush or absent-minded. I wanna know your experiences, what you saw, or what you did.
Here's an example - today, I saw a tall guy jump on a packed train carriage. The driver kept warning passengers to stay clear of the closing doors, but the man insisted on popping his head out the door. He notices the doors closing in on him when they're inches away from his neck. He managed to release his trapped body, only to then have to fight for his briefcase. By this point, he was annoyed and exhausted so decided to rest back against the closed door. Only thing is... the doors re-opened at that same point and he fell right through back onto the platform!!
The thing that gets me the most is that everyone saw this and did nothing - didn't offer help and didn't laugh!
So sad, but so funny.
So... how about you?
2006-07-21 12:35:02 · 5 answers · asked by Sweetz 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
One night on my way to work (I was working night shift at the time), I witnessed a midget pimp slap around his 6' bottom *****. What made it so funny was that she could've got off the bus and ran away cuz a midget can run too fast. Atleast I never seen one do so. Anyway, what made it sooooo funny was that she kept bending over to take her slaps.
WAP! WAP!!
"***** what the fcuk is wrong wit you? Takin shoes from some Beemer drivin' bastard!!!"
"Baby, I'm sorry. I took 'em cuz you won't buy me any new shoes."
WAP! WAP!!!! WAP!!!
"*****, please."
LMAO!!!!!
2006-07-21 12:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥sista 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 00:53:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, I would have to say on a shuttle bus that was carrying people to and from the Guadalupe River (on a tubing trip). Everyone was in their bathing suits, and of course guys weren't wearing their shirts. The road was really bumpy, so all you saw was everyone's fat jiggling and bouncing up and down. The guy across from me was semi-obese and his man boobs were bopping up and down. I laughed out loud, but no one knew why, thank gawd. They would think I was a b*tch.
2006-07-22 17:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by alwaysright 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Harry Potter getting smashed against the window...the sad part about this...it really is the funniest thing I've ever seen on a bus.
2006-07-21 12:38:36 · answer #4 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man picking his nose at the same time HIS kid picks his nose. Hilarious!
2006-07-22 07:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by goodgirl2484 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋